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First thing first, everyone should own a Horse Head Mask, Mane-ly for anonymity. Don't be saddled with un-bridled panic at your next costume party, don this mask with a track suit and jockey for laughs. If that doesn't work, this classic joke will always work: What do horses eat?...... Heeeeeyyyy!!! You may even have people thinking the Fonz is under that mask. Now don't panic, once purchased, customers have noted numerous side effects:
1) An increased consumption of sugar cubes
2) Uncontrollable cravings for green and red apples
3) Increased singing of Mr. Ed Theme Song
4) Intense jealousy of the Budweiser Clydesdales
5) Obsession with Roy Rogers
6) An increase in carrot intake
7) Responding with Neigh instead of No
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